Motherfuckers news

March 5, 2016

It's a little early for the yearly website update, but Matt figured we should post this year's tour dates, so here you go:

The release of the "Classless Society" LP re-issue has unfortunately been delayed, but will still be coming to you eventually. We hope.

May 3, 2015

We've made it back from another tour more or less unscathed! Thanks to everyone who came out to the shows, gave us places to stay, bought our merch, and drank beers with us.
For those of you who missed out on this year or last year's tour shirts, they are now available through the Handsome Dan web store. Sizes are limited so act fast!

March 26, 2015

Behold our mighty 2015 tour (AND our sweet new t-shirt design). West coast dates TBA later in the year.
In other news, look for a sweet vinyl re-issue of Classless Society coming soon from our friends at Doomed Society Records.

May 14


April 17, 2014

RELENTLESS has arrived! We've got 100 extra-special copies on colored vinyl, which will be available ONLY at our shows (Check below for tour dates).
If you just can't wait, order now from the Handsome Dan webstore, or if you're in Calgary head down to Sloth Records for Record Store Day this weekend1

April 6, 2014

The long-awaited "Relentless" LP will be here in May! Available at all the tour dates listed below, or if you just can't wait you can pre-order from Handsome Dan Records. Matt seems to believe that we should have some pictures newer than 2008 on here, so I'll be updating through the week. Enjoy!

December 18, 2013

The 15th Annivesary is upon us. Be sure to check out our Calgary shows:

Dec 21, 2013 - Dicken's Pub - 1000 9 Ave SW
with Bloody Hells, Vain Collapse and Citizen Rage (18+)

Dec 28, 2013 - Tubby Dog - 103 1022 17 Ave SW
with Vain Collapse, X-Ray Cat and Copsicle (all-ages)

In other news, the Motherfuckers now have a bandcamp page! I'm still not entirely sure what that means, but you can check it out here. We also have a facebook page, so go like us or poke us or whatever you kids do these days.

November 11,2013

I think this is an all-time record for years between website updates, but since you still seem to be checking the page, here goes:
The Motherfuckers will be celebrating our 15-year anniversary this December. We'll be playing December 21st at Dicken's and December 28th at Tubby Dog. Keep watching this space for full line-up and details.
Look for an LP of (mostly) new material and a Canadian tour in spring of 2014. In the meantime, amuse yourself with some pictures of us in our halloween costumes in the "photos" section. Please note how young and good looking our new guitarist, Matty Pissoff, looks compared to the rest of us.

January 3, 2011

We bring you this year's website update two months early, with some exciting news:
The Motherfuckers will be playing a special "Anti-Valentine's" show at Vern's Tavern on February 12th.
Since Jay is still roaming the wilds of Hawaii, we've assembled an extra-ridiculous 5-piece line-up featuring John Hiebert (Field Day) and Downtown Freddy Brown (the Browns).
This will most likely be the only Motherfuckers show of 2011, so don't miss out!

March 17, 2010

Well, it's been a full year since the last update, but apparently you're still checking this page, so here's what everyone's up to these days:

Jay is still in Hawaii, surfing and tattooing, Dan is fronting the Spastic Panthers, and Tim and Hunter are still looking for the perfect line-up for their new Beer, Bacon and Barbecue-themed Oi! band, Hunter and the Heartattacks.
Think you've got what it takes? E-mail them at heartattacks(at)

Look for a never-before-heard Motherfuckers track on Damien Inbred's "Killed By Cattle" compilation, coming sometime this year (maybe?).
There's still plenty of unreleased material in the Motherfuckers vaults, so if you're a label with more money than sense feel free to get in touch!

As always, all your Motherfuckers buying needs can be filled at Handsome Dan Records or interpunk

March 18, 2009

We'll be doing a few shows in May with our friends from Toronto, Endprogram. Keep checking the "Shows" section for details.
Handsome Dan Records is now completely sold out of "Classless Society". If you don't have a copy, snap one up from while you still can!

Nov 1, 2008

Jay's leaving town in December, so we've moved the 10-year Anniversary extravaganza to November 29th.
We'll be doing an all-ages show at Tubby Dog, then an 18+ at the Underground with the Falling Pianos and the Wastoids.
This may be your last chance to see the Motherfuckers for a while, so don't miss it!

Sept 26, 2008

Tour photos are now up. If you've got any more, send 'em our way, especially pics from the Montreal, London and Winnipeg shows.
I'm not sure when the Equalizing Distort radio session is airing, but I'll have it posted here as soon as possible.

Sept 21, 2008

We're back in Calgary, more or less intact. Thanks to everyone who came out to see us on tour.
Tons of photos coming as soon as we find the camera.

Sept 5, 2008

We're off on tour today! Be sure to come see us in your town, have a beer, and spend lots of money to keep us on the road! We've still got a few dates open, so if anyone wants to squeeze us onto a last-minute show, get in touch!

August 9, 2008

The Motherfuckers Canadian tour begins in a month! We've still got September 9th and 10th open, so if you're interested in putting on a show anywhere within a few hours of Toronto or Otttawa, get in touch.
"I Wanna Be A Cop... So I Can Fuck You Up!!" is now available on-line from
All Motherfuckers releases are now available through Scratch Records & Distribution, so bug your favorite shops to carry them.

June 16, 2008

The new record is here! Now available at Sloth records in Calgary, or direct from the Handsome Dan Web-Store

June 4, 2008

The Motherfuckers will be on tour this September. Keep checking the shows section for the latest updates.
We've also got a new Myspace page: If you need to contact us, please use this one, not the "rowdy roger and the motherfuckers" one

May 18, 2008

Added a shitload of photos, going back as far as 1999, as well as all the old posters I could find.
I seem to be missing a few years in between, so if you've got any, send 'em over.
Also put Hunter's head back on the main page, for old time's sake.

May 17, 2008

Added lyrics for pretty much every song we've ever done... even the ones we wish we never wrote, and the ones none of us remember how to play.

May 15, 2008

Added a bunch of photos from the Castle's LAST SHOW EVER. Thanks to Coralee and Melissa for the photos.
More coming soon. If you've got any, send 'em over to dan_izzo (at)

May 8, 2008

Added some audio samples, including two tracks from the upcoming 7-inch.
Photos coming this weekend. maybe.

April 23, 2008

It's a little sparse right now, but I'll be adding more content (including all the photos from the old site) over the next couple of weeks.

In other news:

- We've changed lineups yet again: Jay Misery is now back on guitar, and Hunter's moved over to bass.
- The "I Wanna Be A Cop" 7" will be available in late May / early June.
- We'll be doing a two week Canada/US tour this September. Keep checking back for dates.
- For all your Motherfuckers merchandise needs, visit